The demise of Andrew & Jane

It is with no regret that I must announce the sad departure of Andrew and Jane. They had been living with us here in France since the house warming party in 2008, waking the world every morning and generally annoying all and sundry.

On the 7th July, 2009, they succumbed to the brutal attack of a machette weilding alcoholic resulting in there instanaeous, well after a bit of flapping, death. As if this was not brutal enough, it was followed with a scalding bath for 30 seconds before being stripped naked outside in the rain. You would think this was evil enough but then they suffered a full disection and autopsy in the kitchen before being stuffed with apples and roasted for 2 hours. In their final route to the departure lounge, they were then consumed by a bunch of ravenous children and adults. By god did they taste good. RIP? Not likely mate.